About Us

Meet the Fallout Team

Box of Rocks Theologian is a backwoods redneck from Alabama, who at most times has no idea what is going on. His favorite hobby is chasing squirrels and swimmin’ in the creek. Currently a member of the SBC and a Sunday evening teacher, he regularly picks fights with the pharisees¬† of our day and speaks light into darkness. And yes, he is indeed, dumb as a box of rocks.

Sy Benn is the last true emperor of the west. He calls himself the royal reasoner of revelation, even though we know that isn’t even slightly true. His favorite hobby is making people laugh at jokes that aren’t actually funny. We keep him around because he is somewhat intelligent and knows the Word of God.

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